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Ok... So Here it IS...
In all it's GlOrY...
The Unabridged Tale Of
John & Betty,
The Frog Lovers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Long lOng time agO -
Way before frog legS became knOwn
aS A *taStY DeLight* -
In a pond far awaY...
there dwelt a mOSt miserable,
utterly dejected, and LOneSOme
Male frOggY named John.
(that's *him*!) ----> animated frog <--- (John!)      

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

UnBeknOwnSt tO John,
bUt VERY nearby...
A BeaUTifUL LadY frOg named Betty,
was alSo feeling intensely the
*pangS of LOnginG* fOr
SOmeOne with whom tO Share
Her mundane existence.
(that's *her*!) ---> animated frog <--- (Betty!)      

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So Anyway... As fate wOUld have it...
one sunny afternoon in the middle of Spring,
John hOpped a bit farther south than usual...
& Betty hopped a bit farther north than usual
and well... they kinda *spotted* each other!
SO... TheY stArted tO gawk and flirt a bit.

(he flirts!) ---> John          Betty <--- (she flirts!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You can prObablY ImaGine the ReSt Of The Story.
He looked *WANTONLY* at her & made....
THE *KISS* FACE!!

John          Betty
And She... Like Some BRAZEN HuSSy...
SHE MADE THE *KISSYFACE* BACK!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Then...
He got rather *FRESH* with her!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




Betty was not one to be outdone...
So... She just got *fresh* right back!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 




and before you could say...
"Jack Sprat could eat no fat"
They gOt terribly Carried AWaY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


And the ReSt of the STorY  ??
Well, Let's jUSt say...
John and Betty are still to do not know, if
*They will be known as infamous Frog Lovers*
so often referred to in Romantic Literature.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


John          Betty
oR, mAy be with the firSt real KiSS.
They will tUrn in a fAiry princess
and prinCe charMing
So... What'S New over
in YOUR end of the POND?

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and personized for some one special.

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