Ok... So Here it IS...
In all it's GlOrY...
The Unabridged Tale Of
John & Betty,
The Frog Lovers
A Long lOng time agO -
Way before frog legS became knOwn
aS A *taStY DeLight* -
In a pond far awaY...
there dwelt a mOSt miserable,
utterly dejected, and LOneSOme
Male frOggY named John.
(that's *him*!) ----> <--- (John!)
UnBeknOwnSt tO John,
bUt VERY nearby...
A BeaUTifUL LadY frOg named Betty,
was alSo feeling intensely the
*pangS of LOnginG* fOr
SOmeOne with whom tO Share
Her mundane existence.
(that's *her*!) ---> <--- (Betty!)
So Anyway... As fate wOUld have it...
one sunny afternoon in the middle of Spring,
John hOpped a bit farther south than usual...
& Betty hopped a bit farther north than usual
and well... they kinda *spotted* each other!
SO... TheY stArted tO gawk and flirt a bit.
(he flirts!) ---> <--- (she flirts!)
You can prObablY ImaGine the ReSt Of The Story.
He looked *WANTONLY* at her & made....
THE *KISS* FACE!!
And She... Like Some BRAZEN HuSSy...
SHE MADE THE *KISSYFACE* BACK!!
and before you could say...
"Jack Sprat could eat no fat"
They gOt terribly Carried AWaY!
And the ReSt of the STorY ??
Well, Let's jUSt say...
John and Betty are still to do not know, if
*They will be known as infamous Frog Lovers*
so often referred to in Romantic Literature.
oR, mAy be with the firSt real KiSS.
They will tUrn in a fAiry princess
and prinCe charMing
So... What'S New over
in YOUR end of the POND?